Welcome, concerned citizens.
Antarctica is melting (or is it the other one?)*. Polar bears are running out of space. Levees are rapidly going out of style. Waters threaten to creep up on all those little seaside towns, like New York City, Sydney and London. Hong Kong? Yep.
We are excited to offer solutions to those pesky emerging problems caused by rising waterlines. Here are our offers.
For individuals and families:
- Stilting or Pontooning your home
- Float Your Pool - a nifty conversion!
- Wet Relo custom moves for when you wait a little too long
- Marine Salvage - oops!
- Gasketry to seal the lower stories, as they submerge
- Or go for the Flo-Thru Floor look (modern!)
- Then use our NeoDock to retrofit upstairs windows
- You'll need Flotation Devices? for those awkward but inevitable moments
- And Water Sports Gear? for the fun times ahead
- Residential Ship Relo? - why not just live on a ship?
- H2O Media? offers that new lifestyle edge
- Please visit H2O Motors for vehicles like the new Seadoo SUV?
- And H2O Finance? for your home and vehicle financing needs
- Glass bottom boat tours (a whole new way to peek in {down} at 'the old country')
- Subway Conversions? for forward-thinking municipalities
- Bus Conversions? into quaint water taxis
- a renaissance in sea planes and aqua-airports
- Light Rail Waterproofing? (they don't float)
- beach relocation services
- nostalgia memorabilia - "I remember when you could walk ALL the way out to that lighthouse"
- waterway sonar mapping - all this new water surface will be hiding a LOT of dangerous boating obstacles ; safe passage maps wil be key!
- Island Relo? (expensive, but worth it)
- FEMA Credit Arbitrage? in case you can't put the money to work at home anymore
- Reef Tour Advisory Services? - all sorts of new waterlife will be attracted to your new submerged towns
- Panic Management
- Civic Relo? for times when things happen faster than expected
- Sustainability Consulting?
- Site Rebranding? as inland parks become beach resorts
- Road Signage Redesign? so people don't lose their way
- Dike construction - dike consulting - ANY dike expertise... remembering the old adage, "God made the Earth but the Dutch made Holland."
About Global Warming Real Estate.
* Not convinced? See the Global Warming - Really page.
Here's an image to help you with timing your move.
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